You know you are a Smith sister if:

You know you are a Smith sister if:

…you have the only parents in the world who would paint their house a pastel blue and keep it that way for 33 YEARS!
…you were so happy to be making enough money you know longer needed to do grunt work for Dad.
…you were the only people at a 4am service project (including the 3 teenage boys who lived in the house).
…you received your ‘Motion on the Ocean’ T-shirt.
…you Believe you Believe and you paid $21.50 for it.
…for Christmas your parents received $10,000 in bonds and you got peanuts.
…you inherit NONE of your mother’s jewelry (because Suzette has already claimed it).
…you have counted out 4 squares of toilet paper.
…Footloose was your favorite movie.
…you listened to Neil Diamond’s Forever in Blue Jeans on the record player while sitting on Grandpa’s four poster bed.
…you thought car wrecks at 16 were normal.
…you thought if the front of the car could clear it the back for sure could!
…you can follow 4 conversations at same time and add to each of them.
…you know that hand and foot is a game and not a disease.
…you have to remind Suzette that a Red book of 3s are bad.
…you have life time supply on M’Tish.
…you wear M’Tish only once a year at grandpa's birthday party.

You know you are a friend of Suzette if:
…you know the only task during a painting project to give her is ‘cleaning’ the paint brushes.
…you’ve seen her world end when her electronic planner died.
…it no longer pains you to see her twist and pull her hair.
…while in the middle of a conversation, in your bedroom, she begins color coordinating the shirts in your closet.
…you know her Sunday ‘food prep’ routine.
…you know she can organize her life like nobody you’ve seen, but does not know how to clean a bathroom.
…you know what the SUPER COLON is.