Char Coleman

Have you heard of the girl, name of Smith?
She's sent thousands of cards, it's no myth!
She wears lots of glitter,
'Cause she likes to shimmer,
And as help, she'll be there in a jiff!

There once was a girl named Suzette,
Who has yet to drive a corvette,
So until then for fun,
She's been on the run,
Seeking sightings of all Cougarettes!

There once was a girl from Idaho,
Who left for D.C., why? I don't know!
Now for the while,
She just has to smile,
Traveling with the colon in tow!

Have you heard of the woman from Boise?
Who asked all the boys, "won't you court me?"
Now she's playin' the field,
'Til she's ready to yield,
She's all the best things about FORTY!